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What animal keeps the best time?
A Watchdog
A family lived in a round house. There was a father, chef, grandma, grandpa and three kids. They heard the children scream. The father and chef said they were in the kitchen using sharp knives, the grandpa said he was reading the newswpaper, and the grandma said she was in the corner knitting. Who killed the children?
The grandma murdered the children. We know this because she said she was in the corner but there are no corners in a round house. Therefore, she lied to make herself seem innocent.
I say I'm ugly, you say I'm pretty. I say I'm fat, you say I'm skinny. I say I'm short, you say I'm tall. Whatever am I?
A super model.
New Questions !
You are walking on a trail and the trail forks. You do not know which way to go. There are two people standing next to the road. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You do not know which is which. What is the one question you can ask to find out which way to go?
What word is spelled the same either way you look at it?
The green house is in Ohio. The blue house is in Texas. Where is the white house?
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